Book No. 5- Skinny Bitch

4 Sep

The fifth book I read is called Skinny Bitch by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin. Naturally, they are both skinny bitches. This book appealed to me because obviously just like every other girl, I wanna know what junk I am putting in my body and what kind of effects they will have long term. But what I like most about this book is that the authors don’t have filters, they are extremely blunt and they certainly aren’t afraid to cuss. My dad says I talk like a sailor, (he acts like thats a bad thing) and sometimes I’m honest to the point of hurting your feelings (sorry, i’m not sorry), so naturally the way this book was written kept me reading! As far as changing my eating habits though, NOTHING is different. I still eat a shit ton of bread (sign me up for a french bread eating contest, I’ll win), cheese, coffee, and plenty of other fatty deliciousness. Shit, I am eating hot tamales as I type this! The only good thing about my diet is that I eat a lot of brown rice, beans, veggies and fruits… oh and that I am a vegetarian. (something you should all research, you will learn a lot). Most FAQ that I get, “Omg! What do you eat!?” My response: “GRASS.” I swear some people are so dense. Yes, there are alternate ways to get protein guys, but thanks for your concern. Overall, this book was fun to read and I did learn a lot of random facts that I will, no doubt tell to random people I meet to make my self look smart. However, the whole watching what I eat thing doesn’t really suit my lifestyle. You only live once, right? So why not veg out in front of the TV every once in a while, or eat a pint of ice cream after a bad break up WITHOUT feeling guilty about it. My philosophy is this: as long as you are happy with your life, who gives a fuck what other people think. BUT, I would recommend you stay active… for instance, yesterday I went rollerblading for 3 hours and holy hell was it fun…. 1 bruised butt cheek and 1 broken skate later, we finally made it home. I walk my flea bags (my two dogs) every day and play with them, and as soon as I finish writing this blog I am going to kick my sisters ass in volleyball. SO STAY ACTIVE and eat healthy (whatever that means), and don’t feel guilty about eating fatty foods. Anyways, if you are a health nut like my dad, then you will find this book super insightful, hilarious and interesting but if you really don’t give a shit what you eat, then save your money for a cupcake. So, in conclusion, I am happy to announce that I am not a skinny bitch. Just a regular ole bitch. And I’m more than okay with that.


Taylor Jordan

P.s. – The next couple of blogs will be getting a lot more personal…. I’ve been told it’s good to “talk about your feelings.” Easier said than done, right? But my blog will become my diary. So for my next blog- have tissues on hand.




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